found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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