How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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