That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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