PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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