our cab driver is having phone sex.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
