If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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