I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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