therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
well you can't waste a boner
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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