Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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