Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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