there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
then he tried to convert me to islam
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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