And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
this is an emotional support booty call
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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