omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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