U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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