I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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