Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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