Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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