Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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