WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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