next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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