I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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