That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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