just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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