hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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