We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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