I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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