She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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