I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Boobs speak an international language.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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