I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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