I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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