Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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