oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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