i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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