Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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