i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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