the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just high enough for therapy.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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