He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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