On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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