his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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