i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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