every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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