so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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