Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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