what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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