My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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