Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Randomize
