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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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