The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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