Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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