it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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