we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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