He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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