he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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