Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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