And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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