i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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