The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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