There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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