okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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